Saturday, January 19, 2008

MASALA JOKE 50

Joke: Kiss without touching lips

Rakesh said to Deepa, "I'll bet you fifty rupees, I can kiss you on the lips without touching them." "You're crazy," said Deepa. "That's impossible. Here's a fifty rupee bet that says you can't." The two fifty rupee notes were placed on the mantelpiece and Rakesh then enfolded Deepa and for ten minutes kissed her passionately, intimately, and moistly. She broke away at last, panting and disheveled, and said, "You did nothing BUT touch my lips." Rakesh pushed the two fifty rupee notes toward her and said, "So I lose."!!!

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